twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,

sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,

thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs,

fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb,

forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead,

and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything), on the Internet.